DigiCrime Pornographic Services

Are you a politician who wants to frame your opponent?
Do you want evidence for your divorce case?
Is there someone you just want to get even with?
Then you need our customized pornographic services!

This is how our service works:

You send us a picture of the person you want to frame, in either jpeg or gif format. We create a customized compromising picture using our image processing skills and our sizeable inventory of digitized pornographic images. For an extra charge we can place it on the server of our newly formed subsidiary called DigiPorn.

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